Turn the sound on and thank me later 😭😂😭😂😭😭

yoursweetestnightmair:
“ thegestianpoet:
“ Goodbye i told siri to remind me that a woman named debb is coming to drop off a camera tomorrow and this is what she thought i said
”
No Siri knows what you need
”

thegestianpoet:
Goodbye i told siri to remind me that a woman named debb is coming to drop off a camera tomorrow and this is what she thought i said
No Siri knows what you need

skrillbug:

luv my neighbors :~)

flosstbh:

misslittlehavana:
BRITNEY.
she just gets it

zuzuthejerkbender:

Cracking open a cold boy

mystery-outhouse:

writers: can literally write anything they possibly want. anything at all
writers: yea time for more sadman deadwife my favorite

unpretty:

has anyone suggested that rich people keep writing shitty articles about millennials because the only millennials they know are their rich shitty children

<p>

someone: we both said some things we didn't mean
me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said:

......... sure did, pal</p>

vinegod:

He was upset because the dog chewed up a flyer by nick mastodon

cobaltdays:

WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

thatadult:

Ah

tastefullyoffensive:

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ladies

slimetony:

oxfordsemicolon-rebel:
slimetony:
make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏
I👏 bought 👏him 👏 some 👏glue 👏and 👏 he 👏 glued 👏 his 👏 hands 👏 together 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏 thats 👏 why 👏 I 👏 chose 👏 this 👏 emoji 👏

tastefullyoffensive:

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